I hate squirrels

These are the squirrels in my yard. They are atomic powered evil covered in fur. They can climb a bird feeder pole in 1 second. You can shoot them in the butt with a BB and they just shake their little fists at you.

After the age-old advice of rubbing the pole in Crisco failed (maybe it's the 100 degree weather but the stuff turned so sticky it helped in the climbing), I have now purchased the anti-squirrel dome. I'm hoping they run up the pole and knock themselves silly. They'll figure a way around it and I'm curious to see how.